erosum:

Stephen Colbert Interviews Neil deGrasse Tyson (youtube)


“So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.”
STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

drunkonstevphen:

Stephen: “I have never heard my audience cheer so hard for a federal offense.”


Stephen Colbert reading Cat Fancy at the Olympics.


sandandglass:

This guy is meant to be the Attorney General of the United States. From a legal perspective, his justification, as stated, has no legal basis whatsoever and actually breaches rights under the US Constitution…See the 5th Amendment (6th as well).


drunkonstevphen:

Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”